Events INSIDER: Oct 30-Nov 6, 2012
Giveaways & Features
Win Davis MegaMaze & Farmland
Win tickets to my favorite family farm and my favorite cornfield maze! To win, visit http://bostonevents.org/s/ and email johnny@eventsinsider.com. Sterling, MA, –. more
Win Franklin Park Zoo tix!
Hey! I’m giving away 2 pairs of tickets to the Franklin Park Zoo. Did you know that they are open all winter? And it’s right on the bus line! Boston, MA, –. more
Daniel Blue Videographer
Click for my interview with celebrity photographer Daniel Blue! Boston, MA, –.more
Boston’s Largest High-Tech / Business Calendar
Do you network? Find Boston’s largest calendar of high-tech and business networking events in my free mobile app! All Over, , –.more
Get the 2013 New England Guide
Mention my website to friends and get my 2013 New England Guide, with 700 off-beat destinations including dinosaur footprints, zoos, ziplines, where to go stargazing, and where to find an indoor water park in December! All Over, , –.more
INSIDER Corn Maze Guide
I also track 42 cornfield mazes in New England, many of which have events at night! To see them, go to Events INSIDER, select your region on the map, and then scroll all the way to the bottom. more
INSIDER Halloween Guide
Love Halloween? I’ve got you covered! I list more attractions and more non-bar events than anyone! To see them, go to Events INSIDER, select your region on the map, and then scroll all the way to the bottom. more
Day of the Dead Fiesta at Peabody Museum
The Peabody Museum is having a Day of the Dead gala packed with people, live music, and huge diorama exhibits. Looks like there are no more tickets available to this free event, but if you’re local, you might want to check in with the museum on the day. 6-8:30pm. Cambridge, MA, . more
Harvard Humanist of the Year: OkCupid
No, this isn’t an ad for OKCupid. Rather, the online matchmaking service is winning an award. I mean, its founders are, for being so inclusive to atheists! 1:30pm with reception afterwards. Cambridge, MA, . more
Rhode Island ComicCon
Wow! A ton of the original Battlestar Galactica cast will attend, plus the guys who played Chewbacca (Star Wars) and Q (Star Trek). Sounds geek-tastic. Providence, RI, –. more
Halloween Bike Ride
And this one’s a 14-mile route in costume in Jamaica Plain. Rain date: next day. Come in a costume that won’t snag in your bicycle! Meet at the Green Street subway station on the MBTA Orange Line. 8pm. Jamaica Plain, MA, . more
Rocky Horror Halloween Special – Boston
It’s a bad old movie that fans like to dress up and mock and re-enact live on stage while the film plays. This Halloween, the local groups will do a special pre-show spectacular. Friday 10/26 & Saturday 10/27 at 11:30pm AND Wednesday 10/31 at 10pm!!! Boston, MA, –.more
Nosferatu with Live Score by the Andrew Alden Ensemble!
Nosferatu was filmed when the world was black and white and silent. Truly scary. 7pm. Cambridge, MA, . more
Spooky Carousel at the Frog Pond
Why travel when the Frog Pond carousel will be open for Halloween? Plus there will be puppets and a magician. 11am-7:30pm. Boston, MA, . more
AntiMorris and Pumpkin Carols
You’ve heard of maypole dancing — a tradition that ‘brings’ the Spring. Well now it’s time to put the sun away for the winter with ‘pumpkin carols.’ 5-6:30pm. Somerville, MA, . more
Trick-or-Treat at Fenway Park
So you can bring your kids to Fenway Park for Halloween, if it’s not raining 4-8pm. Boston, MA, . more
Sunset Halloween Cemetery Tour
Acton is the home to the first soldier to die during the American Revolution. Learn about him and other Acton greats during this cemetery tour led by a historian. Bring comfortable shoes and a flashlight. 3:30-5pm. Acton, MA, . more
Haunted Attic Tour at the Old Manse
Previously untold and true stories of the Old Manse on this special Halloween guided tour in both day and night. I love this event because they reassure us that it’s going to be educational and fun, not paranomal ghost hunting idiocy. Call to reserve in advance. Concord, MA, –. more
Salem Halloween Fireworks
It’s really worth the visit to Salem if you can make it, for the crowds, costumes, and B-level Halloween fun. (Really, all the best Halloween attractions are outside Salem, or they’re A-level but year-round things.) To encourage revelers to return home, they will end the night with a musical fireworks finale at 10pm, and then extra commuter rail trains home. Salem, MA, . more
Salem Chamber of Commerce Haunted Happenings Grand Parade
And Salem is holding tons of other activities, too. Salem, MA, –.more
Beacon Hill With a BOO!
A tour that’s not just for kids!!! Hear stories of murders, hangings, and (hopefully) historically accurate stories. 5:30pm. Boston, MA, . more
Happy Halloween Party and Parade
Come in your costume for a Halloween party at the library, with activities and treats. Then join in a parade around Hyde Square to local businesses. Boston, MA, . more
Plenty of Bars Have Banal Halloween Events
Every bar is celebrating Halloween. I’m not listing any of them because if you’re going to one, you already know which one it will be, but STOP! Do something creative that doesn’t involve getting blasted! Boston, MA, .more
Brattle Halloween Celebration
If you want to not give candy to trick-or-treaters you can go to the Brattle to watch the Haunted House of Pancakes, Cabin in the Woods, or Nosferatu. Cambridge, MA, –. more
Halloween Fun For Kids at the BPL
Most of the Boston Public Libraries are holding Halloween events. Check your favorite library to find out what they’re doing. Boston, MA, .more
Wiccan Samhain Magick Circle Ceremony
A genuine pagan ceremony on Halloween in Salem? I’ve seen Hocus Pocus and am not messing with that stuff. Procession at 4:30pm from 88 Wharf Street, Nu Aeon. Then two hour ceremony at Gallows Hill Park, Bridge St & Boston St, at 5:30pm. Then candlelight walk at 7:30pm into Salem Downtown. Salem, MA, . more
Nantucket Halloween Parade
Dress up as the 1% and enjoy Halloween on Nantucket. 5pm. Nantucket, MA, . more
Halloween Parade and Contest at Nantucket Island
And here’s another parade on Nantucket Island. 4:30pm costume prizes and parade 5pm on Main St. Nantucket Island, MA, .more
Going Batty!
Halloween season means it’s time to learn about Bats at the Rhode Island Audubon Society. 10am-2pm. Bristol, RI, . more
Ghost Stories of Parker
Yet another spooky walk through conservation land. Scary. 7-9pm. Coventry, RI, . more
Portsmouth Halloween Parade
Portsmouth NH really goes all out for Halloween. They’ve been doing stuff all week to lead up to the big day, and their celebration will culminate with a parade starting at 6pm and dance party. Portsmouth, NH, .more
Fireworks at Six Gun City Ghost Town
I’ve never been to this amusement park, but it sounds pretty awesome. They’ve turned all Halloween for the season and they’ll have fireworks one night, too! Jefferson, NH, –.more
South Boston Open Studios
An open studios is when local artists open up their homes and work studios to the public. It’s a great excuse to grab a map and walk around some neighborhood you’ve never explored before. This week there are a bunch of competing ones. 12-6pm. Boston, MA, –. more
Roslindale Open Studios
An open studios is a nice fall walk around a neighborhood, meeting artists in their homes and private studios — and possibly buying stuff! This one’s spread all across Roslindale, and they’ll have live music! 11am-5pm. Roslindale, MA, –. more
Newton Open Studios
Newton artists also open their doors this weekend to potential buyers and the casually curious. Check out some mansions while you’re walking! 11am-5pm. Newton, MA, –. more
Fenway Studios Open Studios
Fenway will have one in just one single building. Isn’t that more like an art fair and not an open studios? Boston, MA, –.more
Waltham Mills Artists’ Open Studios
This open studios is also in a single location, so not as big, but perhaps worth a visit. I really need to buy this LSD cat painting to give to someone I don’t like. Waltham, MA, –.more
Pumpkin Drop
If you’ve got some post-Halloween agression to get out of your system, City Natives will let you smash up some jack-o-lanterns in the name of composting awareness. 10am-12pm. Mattapan, MA, . more
Day of the Dead Family Festival
The Day of the Dead is wonderful, and you’ll find dioramas and kids activities here. But it’s definitely just for kids, I mean real kids, not big kids at heart like me. Cambridge, MA, . more
International Genetically Engineered Machine Competition
As if building robots weren’t enough, MIT now leads an international contest to build biological systems. (Are they going to fight to the death in a public arena?) Go and see what they’ve ‘cooked up’. Cambridge, MA, –. more
Joe’s Jazz & Blues Fest
I’m not much on jazz, but I love outdoor concerts! Somerville, MA, –. more
The Cornish Horrors — Annual Dinner Meeting
The Cornish Horrors is a Rhode Island-based Sherlockian society who are hosting their annual dinner tonight. No info on the actual proceedings, but the website lists a member you can contact for more info. It could be cool?? Providence, RI, .more
General Burnside Commemoration
Get a look at the sideburns in this photo! No wonder you’re named ‘Burnside’ and re-enactors will camp all weekend in salute to you. Providence, RI, . more
Beardfest
I like this photo with the gal dressed as Bluebeard. 3-7pm. Somerville, MA, . more
Full Moon Tour: Living in the Dark at Gore Place
This historic mansion in Waltham has a ton of creative events. This one is a special tour that shows how people used to live at night before electric lights. 7:30pm. $14, $10 members and ages 5-12. Waltham, MA, .more
Presidential Campaign Songs That Changed America
This new performance group creates orginal musicals inspired by American history. Their first outing is based on presidential campaign songs. 4pm. Winchester, MA, .more
Decision Factor (Lecture)
How do we make decisions? Why do some decisions seems to come to us in an instant? Find out in this lecture. 7pm. Boston, MA, . more
Full Moon Owl Prowl
I love this!! Go on a tour at night in this wildlife park and spot some real owls in their natural habitat. It’s going to be a HOOT! (heh heh, get it — hoot? Get it? *tap tap* is this thing on?). Natick, MA, . more
Tricks, Treats, and Treasures
I love this. Join in singing sea shanties at this park. 5:30-7:30pm. Salem, MA, .more
Sea Shanties at Historic New England’s Phillips House
Salem has so many distractions on Halloween night — for example, you can sing sea shanties. 5:30-7:30pm. Salem, MA, .more
Be Bold, Be Bald
I’m not sure why I’m listing this, because there’s no real ‘event’. By this I mean there’s no gathering of like-minded people. Instead participants wear a bald cap all day to raise cancer awareness and funds. You know what I’m more likely to do in a gathering rather than on my own? Wear a friggin’ bald cap. All Over, , .more
Red Cross’s new Zombie drive
This isn’t an event either, but the Red Cross has a remarkable zombie website up to grow interest in emergency preparedness and raise money. ROWWWR! All Over, , –.more
Ice Skating Statewide
Summer is over, but now you’ll find tons of ice skating rinks across New England. I learned as a small child that the ice is very hard when you fall on it. Here’s a list. Enjoy! All Over, , .more
Daylight Savings Time Ends
Don’t forget to set your clocks forward an hour this weekend. Last year, it was spooky… I didn’t need to set ANYTHING. My computer, my iPhone, and my bedroom clock just set themselves. I tell you, it heralds the robot takeover. All Over, , .more
Vote!
Don’t forget to vote! See the website for your local polling station! Cambridge, MA, . more
Comicazi Cookie Clash to Benefit Boston Partners in Education
Pay just $6 and eat unlimited cookies, with milk or coffee! Or bake and win one of the awards. It’s all a fundraiser for the Boston Public Schools. Somerville, MA, . more
Canstruction
What does Food Bank, the charity, have a lot of? Canned food! What can you do with cans? Build lots of towers! Engineers & architects compete to build buildings and sculptures. It sounds way more original than yet another charity walk. Boston, MA, –. more
Business Ethics and Other Oxymorons
Can companies be good? Hear this panel discussion from experts. 7-8:30pm. Boston, MA, . more
Celebrate Kambiri’s birthday
While this is not really an event — more like the zoo being open as usual — a baby gorilla is bound to be cute! 10:30am-2pm. Dorchester, MA, . more
Writer’s Conference: The Writer’s Process
Are you a writer? This conference must unlock your writer’s block. Or it might be just an excuse to procrastinate from finishing your manuscript! 10am-5pm. Cambridge, MA, . more
Reception for New Consul General of Japan
Boston has a new Japanese ambassador. I wonder what the old one did to get kicked out? My guess: Animal House style party in the consulate. 5:30-7:30pm. Boston, MA, . more
Concord Festival of Authors
These author talks include Junot Diaz. I didn’t like his book, but somebody did. Get a signature. Concord, MA, –.more
Cycle-Smart International Cyclo-Cross
Um, ‘cyclo-cross’?? It’s just a bicycle race. I guess these folks really like their bikes. Northampton, MA, –. more
Franklin County CiderDay
I’m usually skeptical of single food events. This one is occurring simultaneously at several farms in Western Massachusetts. You can get orchard tours and see apple butter being made, but the secret seems to be ‘tastings’, i.e. free booze samples. Aw, heck, it’s probably great (if brief) fun. Greenfield, MA, –. more
Bedford Boomer Exhibition
Model trains they’re not just for kids anymore! (By anymore, I mean 1960, when the US space program was announced, and most kids dropped out of model trains entirely.). Bedford, NH, . more
A Quilters’ Gathering
I know what you’re thinking, quilting shows are boring. But I’ve actually been to one and it was fun with the right attitude. The quilts are genuine works of art, not grids of plaid. Thu-Sat 10am-6pm, Sun 10am-3pm. Nashua, NH, –. more
Christmas Festival and Gingerbread House Competition
I’m not a Christian but of course I like the Xmas holidays. But seriously, we spend 5 weeks EVERY YEAR living Xmas. Does it really need to invade early November? Here’s the winner of the most desperate to prey on Xmastime shoppers, with an event that’s almost 8 weeks in advance. Boston, MA, –. more
Performance
Raphael Montaez Ortz: destruction art
Gallagher as turned into fine art. If this weren’t Halloween night, I’d be there. 7-9pm. Boston, MA, . more
Gorefest at Improv Boston
My favorite improv comedy club is doinga musical comedy about a bunch of hipsters and two senior citizens are trapped inside a coffee place during the Zombie Apocalypse. Multiple dates and times. Cambridge, MA, –. more
Night of the Living Dead (A Staged Reading)
Night of the Living Dead was the first zombie movie, and now it’s a stage play! Come for this ‘staged reading’, which means actors will have scripts in hand, not memorized. Boston, MA, –. more
Rocky Horror
A touring Rocky Horror shadow cast is performing all over Rhode Island and Southeast Massachusetts. Providence, RI, –. more
Travel
Black Rock Halloween Parade
Gather at 4:45pm at Ellsworth Field and then parade to the library for treats and storytelling ‘for all ages’, which I have learned means ‘for kids ages only’… *pout*. Bridgeport, CT, . more
A Knight to Remember at Mark Twain House
The Mark Twain House hosts its annual medieval-themed gala tonight from 6pm-11pm, featuring renfaire-style food and wares. Not sure I like Mark Twain enough to shell out $250 for a single ticket, but if you do, this is the night to bust out your corset or codpiece. Hartford, CT, . more
Full Moon Hike at Denison Pequotsepos
A full moon just before Halloween means a fun walking tour at Cogan’s Farm. 5:30pm. Mystic, CT, . more
Fall-o-Ween Fest at the Mystic Aquarium
There’s never a bad time to visit the aquarium, and if you go this weekend they’ll have carnival games, a haunted house, scavenger hunt, sounds fun! Thu-Fri 5-9pm. Mystic, CT, –. more
Halloween Trick or Treat
This is just an excuse to go store to store and buy stuff, but hey — free candy. 4-6pm. Mystic, CT, .more
Mystic Restaurant Week
A real event or a marketing gimmick? Well, it’s a gimmick. But it means us bohemians can afford the finest eats. Mystic, CT, –.more
Astronomy Night at the Shore Line Trolley
Astronomers will teach you about the stars at this event that… There are also trolley tours out to the salt marsh. One-hour briefing on telescopes and stars, and get to see real meteors. East Haven, CT, .more
Halloween at Willowbrook
So there will be a ‘safe’ Halloween event at Willowbrook Village, but they don’t give any details about what will be happening. Sounds like a trap to me. Newfield, ME, .more
Halloween Organ Concert
Favorite spooky pieces for organ accompanied by Lighting Artist Rachael Bischoff and singers from the University Concert Choir and Catamount Singers. Costumes encouraged but not necessary. 7:30-9pm. Free. Burlington, VT, . more
Carnage Con / DipCon
I love the board game Diplomacy, and the North American Diplomacy championships are happening at this roleplaying and board gaming convention in Vermont. Fairlee, VT, –.more
Please support Johnny’s Big Diet
I’m employing peer pressure to help me with a new diet. I figure if I post my weight to the blog every week I’ll be too embarassed to cheat. In early May, I weighed 354.6, last week I was 285, and this week I made it to 280.5. My goal? 210. (I’m 6’4′, so that’s slim.). All Over, , –.more
Let me build you a website!
Need a website? I just built the official website for Liv Tyler’s new film. Hire me to build yours on the cheap! Email johnny@eventsINSIDER.com. All Over, , –.more
Halloween
Halloween Attractions – click map above to set region | Mon 10/29 | Tue 10/30 | Wed 10/31 | Thu 11/1 | Fri 11/2 | Sat 11/3 | Sun 11/4 | |
The Haunted Ship aboard the USS SalemQuincy, MA | M | T | W | |||||
Haunted Hayride at Wilson FarmLexington, MA | M | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | |
Monster Mini-GolfDanvers, MA | T | W | ||||||
Count Orlok’s Nightmare GallerySalem, MA | M | T | W | |||||
Haunted Harbor CruiseSalem, MA | M | T | W | |||||
Salem Halloween Happenings & Year-Round AttractionsSalem, MA | M | T | W | R | F | S | S | |
Legacy of the Hanging Judge & Spirit of the Gables (re-enactment)Salem, MA | W | |||||||
Cry Innocent!Salem, MA | M | T | W | |||||
Witch Mansion Haunted HouseSalem, MA | M | T | W | ? | ? | ? | ? | |
Barrett’s Haunted MansionAbington, MA | M | T | ||||||
Witch’s WoodsWestford, MA | W | |||||||
Asylum of HorrorFall River, MA | W | |||||||
Factory of TerrorFall River, MA | M | T | W | |||||
Mansfield Haunted HollowsMansfield, MA | F | S | ||||||
Village Mire Yard HauntSouth Yarmouth, MA | M | T | W | |||||
13 Nights at JiminyHancock, MA | M | T | W | |||||
Haunted AcresEpping, NH | T | W | ||||||
Spooky World / Nightmare New EnglandLitchfield, NH | W | S | ||||||
Fright KingdomNashua, NH | W | |||||||
Haunted WoodsNew London, NH | W | |||||||
Haunted Hill at Diamond Hill State ParkCumberland, RI | F | S | ||||||
Jack O’ Lantern Spectacular at Roger Wiliams Park ZooProvidence, RI | M | T | W | R | F | S | ||
Field of ScreamsWest Greenwich, RI | M | T | ||||||
Bates Haunted MotelWesterly, RI | F | S | ||||||
Dark ManorBaltic, CT | M | T | W | |||||
Witches Dungeon Classic Movie MuseumBristol, CT | W | |||||||
Stew Leonard’s Halloween HayrideDanbury, CT | M | T | W | |||||
Pumpkintown USAEast Hampton, CT | M | T | W | |||||
Haunted Zipline ToursMiddletown, CT | T | W | R | F | S | S | ||
Children’s Halloween VillageNaugatuck, CT | M | T | ||||||
Spooky KingdomPlantsville, CT | W | |||||||
The Trail of TerrorWallingford, CT | T | |||||||
Nightmare on Wolcott StreetWaterbury, CT | M | T | W | R | F | S | S | |
United Volunteers of Maine Haunted HouseAugusta, ME | M | T | W | |||||
Freeport ME Ghost StoriesFreeport, ME | W | |||||||
The Junkins Haunted EstateKittery, ME | M | T | W | |||||
Destination HauntLebanon, ME | W | S | ||||||
Haunted Grandview ManorSanford, ME | T | W | ||||||
Headless HorsemanUlster Park, NY | W |
Cornfield Mazes
Cornfield Mazes (Day/Night/Both) – click map above to set region | Mon 10/29 | Tue 10/30 | Wed 10/31 | Thu 11/1 | Fri 11/2 | Sat 11/3 | Sun 11/4 | Mon 11/5 |
Schartner Farms Corn MazeBolton, MA | ? | ? | ||||||
Corn Maze at Hanson’s FarmFramingham, MA | D | D | D | D | D | D | D | ? |
Marini Farm Corn Maze Flashlight NightsIpswich, MA | D | |||||||
Haunted Cornfield at Connors Farm Corn MazeDanvers, MA | ? | ? | ? | |||||
Kimball Farm Haunted MazeHaverhill, MA | D | D | D | D | B | B | B | D |
Davis MegaMaze Halloween Fright NightsSterling, MA | D | D | ||||||
Mike’s Maze at Warner FarmSunderland, MA | N | |||||||
Riverside Farm Corn MazeCharlestown, RI | ? | ? | ||||||
Lake Knoll Farm Corn MazeAlton, NH | ? | ? | ? | |||||
Coppal House Farm Night MazeLee, NH | D | D | D | |||||
Beech Hill Farm & Ice Cream StandHopkinton, NH | D | D | D | |||||
Trombley Gardens Corn MazeMilford, NH | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
Buttonwood Farm Corn MazeGriswold, CT | ? | ? | ? | |||||
Lyman Orchards Corn MazeMiddlefield, CT | D | D | D | D | D | |||
Castle Hill Farm Corn MazeNewtowne, CT | D | D | D | |||||
Spookfest at Hayes Corn MazeNorth Granby, CT | B | |||||||
Preston Farm Corn MazePreston, CT | D | D | D | D | D | D | D | |
Jones Family Farm Corn MazeShelton, CT | D | D | D | |||||
Foster Family Farm Corn MazeSouth Windsor, CT | ? | ? | ? | |||||
Fort Hill Farms Corn Maze AdventureThompson, CT | D | D | D | D | ||||
Plasko’s Farm Corn MazeTrumbull, CT | D | D | D | |||||
Zack’s Corn Maze Flashlight TagYork, ME | B | B | D | |||||
Pumpkin Valley Farm Corn MazeDayton, ME | ? | ? | ||||||
Pumpkin Land at Harvest Hill FarmsMechanic Falls, ME | ? | ? |