Events INSIDER: Dec 17-26, 2012
12/16/12 by
Johnny Monsarrat
Giveaways & Features
Win Winter Solstice Concert by Deborah Henson-Conant
What did I tell you about solstices and harp players? Deborah Henson-Conant shakes things up with her electric body harp. AND she’s been nominated for a Grammy. Think she sounds cool? (I do.) I’ve got 4 tickets to give away for this show! Email johnny@eventsinsider.com. 8pm. Arlington, MA, .more
Win Ultrasonic Rock Orchestra
Do you like the Transiberian Orchestra? You’ll love these guys. I’ve got 4 tickets to give away for this show! If you want one, email johnny@eventsinsider.com. 8pm. Arlington, MA, .more
Win Rock n’ Soul Holiday Concert
Out of all the holiday concerts we’ve featured, I couldn’t find very many devoted to R&B and soul. Oh, wait! Here’s a good one- and I’ve got 2 tickets to give away. To win, email johnny@eventsinsider.com. 8pm. Arlington, MA, .more
Win Sing-a-Long Sound of Music
The Sound of Music, the classic musical is being shown in Arlington along with printed lyrics so you can sing along. I’ve got 4 tickets to give away (show date unknown, let me know what’s best for you)! To win, email johnny@eventsinsider.com. Arlington, MA, .more
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Hey! I’ve split my Twitter feed into 17 regions so that you can REALLY get just the events close to home, or pick what you like. Please check it out and add me to a ‘Twitter list’ too (google it). All Over, , –.more
Get the 2013 New England Guide
Mention my website to friends and get my 2013 New England Guide, with 700 off-beat destinations including dinosaur footprints, zoos, ziplines, where to go stargazing, and where to find an indoor water park in December! All Over, , –.more
Boston’s Largest High-Tech / Business Calendar
Do you network? Find Boston’s largest calendar of high-tech and business networking events in my free mobile app! Boston, MA, –.more
Ho Ho Holidays
My List of 60 Xmas Attractions
I list more ongoing Christmas light attractions and other Santa events than any other source. Most are not too churchy, just fun. Click to see or scroll way to the bottom of this page. All Over, , –.more
Christmas Eve Caroling – Louisburg Square on Beacon Hill
In Beacon Hill’s Louisburg Square, the US tradition of Xmas Eve bellringing began in 1924. It’s not a widely publicized event, but a fun one. 7:30pm. Boston, MA, .more
Holiday Caroling on High Street Hill
It’s not too late for Xmas caroling! This one is always Christmas Eve at 5:45pm on the Upland Road Green. It’s been happening for 30 years at the same time. Brookline, MA, .more
Merry Xmas Caroling Mob – Loose Canon Chorale
My favorite Xmas Caroling group this week is coming up. I went one year and it was awesome! Fun, creative, harmonic, and not too religious. 4pm. RSVP appreciated. Boston, MA, .more
Christmas Caroling at Hayes Park
It looks like this will be outdoors and they’ll serve hot cider. Yum!! And the caroling is participatory. 4-5pm. Boston, MA, .more
Sing Messiah!
These folks in JP claim that theirs is the only uncut performance of Messiah this season. 4pm. Jamaica Plain, MA, .more
Johnny’s Secular Picks
Singin’ in the Rain
Nothing to do on Christmas day? The Brattle’s open, and they’re showing a feel-good classic all day. Cambridge, MA, .more
Friends of Irene Adler Annual Dinner (Sherlock Holmes)
This local fan club of Sherlock Holmes will have a dinner party. Too bad they don’t list any a place or time, but if you’re a fan too — track ’em down yourself, Sherlock! Cambridge, MA, .more
Boston Tea Party, Old South Meeting House
The event of the week is protesting British tax on tea! Nothing says, ‘Screw you guys,’ like turning the local harbor into a giant pot of darjeeling, right? Re-enactors will lead you through an old towne meeting and then sort of roleplay of actually dumping the tea (in which you stay warm indoors). 4pm. Boston, MA, .more
Winter Solistice at the Fells
The Middlesex Fells is a large, MBTA-accesible woodland reserve that’s great for hiking. Learn some history, hear some poetry, and go for a sunset walk. 3:30-5:30pm. Stoneham, MA, .more
Solstice Sunset Celebration
Here’s another with ‘solstice stories’, a campfire, songs and hot chocolate. You can reserve snowshoes ahead or bring a sled, if there’s snow. 4-6pm. Sheffield, MA, .more
Boxborough Winter Solstice Sunrise
This one sounds really beautiful, if you’re able to get up this early. At a state park, watch the sun rise through stone structures that are possibly of Native American origin. 7-8am. Boxborough, MA, .more
Solstice Stroll
You can’t beat a candlelight stroll through a park at sunset and s’mores and hot chocolate around a fire. RSVP. 4-6pm. Gloucester, MA, .more
Welcome Winter Solstice
This nature hike also comes with a fire — sounds indoorsy — with cocoa and cookies. 6:30-8pm. Attleboro, MA, .more
Explore Jewish Boston by Foot on Christmas Day
Walking around Beacon Hill sounds like a great Christmas alternative to me. 2pm with regular historic tours beforehand at 10am. Boston, MA, .more
Snowfire
A very cryptic name for what is essentially an evening parade with a lot of giant puppets. 6:30pm. Westfield, MA, .more
Winter Solstice Celebration at Stonehenge USA
I’ve been to this place and the stone blocks are most likely a hoax. But New Age-y types will be holding a lengthy solstice ritual here today. 1pm. Salem, NH, .more
Winter Solstice Celebration
A fire — presumably outdoors — with stores, songs, snacks, and cider. 6-8:30pm. Easthampton, MA, .more
Boxing Day at the Old Manse
Calling all ex-pats and Anglophiles! In honor of the traditional British holiday, the Old Manse is hosting a a celebration of British culture, feauturing plenty of tasty foodstuffs. 12-5pm. Concord, MA, .more
Also Secular Fun
Moonrise Kingdom at the Brattle Theatre
Still haven’t seen Wes Anderson’s latest? Here’s an opportunity. Haven’t heard from many people who didn’t love it. To boot, you’ll be supporting one of the region’s best arthouse cinemas. Cambridge, MA, .more
Holiday Vacation Week at the MFA
During school vacation week, the MFA is offering a selection of educational games and crafts for children that relate to the museum’s current exhibitions. Free with admission. Boston, MA, –.more
Steering Towards Victory at the USS Constitution Museum
During school vacation week, the USS Constitution museum commemorates the historic ship’s second victory in the War of 1812. 10am-5pm. Note that the museum is closed on Christmas day. Charlestown, MA, –.more
Candle Lighting at Mount Auburn Cemetery
This annual ceremony offers comfort and solidarity to those who are struggling from the loss of loved ones. The holidays can be painful under such circumstances, so I’m glad this event exists. 4:-5:30pm. Cambridge, MA, .more
Sundown Owl Prowl
Alternatively, you could hunt for owls in the woods. I just like to give you excuses to go outside. Bundle up! 5-7pm. Marshfield, MA, .more
Museums Open Dec 24 or Dec 26
Plenty of museums only take Christmas Day off. See Concord Museum, http://concordmuseum.org; DeCordova Sculpture Museum, http://decordova.org; ICA Boston, http://icaboston.org; Museum of Fine Arts, http://mfa.org; Museum of Science, http://www.mos.org. All Over, , –.more
Xmas Day Alternatives: Movies, Chinese Restaurants, and a few Bars
On Christmas Day itself, movie theatres and video rental shops may be open. Restaurants are closed by law but a few bars will be open such as The Fireplace in Brookline. Or try your local Chinese restaurant. All Over, , .more
More Ho Ho Holidays
Messiah Sing at Portsmouth Music Hall
Oh, lord. Another one. 7:30pm. $16. Portsmouth, NH, .more
A Victorian Christmas
Another holiday event with a Dickens touch, featuring Victorian carols and readings from Dickens’s works. 8pm. Boston, MA, .more
Vintage Christmas Show
This is a hodge-podge of films curated to give you a break from the banality of the holidays. Films are appropriate for children but not mind-numbing for adults. 2pm. Cambridge, MA, .more
BLINK! At Faneuil Hall Marketplace
Talk about Xmas bombardment! This ‘LED light & sound extravaganza’ features the Holiday Pops, with performances every half hour from 4-10pm. EVERY night. For SIX WEEKS. That might be a little too much holiday cheer for me. Boston, MA, –.more
The Polar Express at Edaville USA
One of several Polar Express-themed train rides opens this weekend. It’s just a regular train ride where you wear pajamas, drink hot chocolate, and hear a reading and singing. But kids might really love it, especially if they’re fans of the book or movie. Carver, MA, –.more
Polar Express at Wachusett Mountain
Santa arrives via helicopter at this popular skiing site. Arts and crafts, caroling. 11am-2pm. I’m glad they aren’t saying Santa’s means of arriving is a ‘secret’ anymore. It wasn’t much of a secret with that photo of Santa in a helicopter. Princeton, MA, .more
Christmas by Candlelight at Old Sturbridge Village
Beginning today and running throughout the month are special holiday evenings authentic to early New England. Whether you want to take the kids or have a romantic dinner, there’s lots of stuff. Sturbridge, MA, –.more
Christmas in the Barnyard
This is a combination petting zoo and historical re-enactment museum. Today they put a special holiday twist on their usual ‘Breakfast in the Barnyard’ event. 9am, sharp. Try to arrive at least five minutes early. Bristol, RI, .more
Christmas Boat Parade and Fireworks
I’ve seen boat parades before, and they are spectacularly slow. But the lights at night will be lovely, I don’t doubt, and they’re doing it 5 nights in a row, from 6:30-9pm. They’ll have fireworks on Sunday, the last night! Newport, RI, –.more
Christmas at the Newport Mansions
Beginning this weekend through the New Year, the famous Newport mansions will be decked out for the holidays. Tours and events vary from estate to estate. Newport, RI, –.more
Traditionally Yours Holiday Celebrations
There are tastings, open houses, performances, sleigh rides, and other activities to get you in the holiday mood starting the day after Thanksgiving! Jackson, NH, –.more
Performance
Review: Boston Pops Holiday Show
Sing along with the Boston Pops for Christmas. Click for our review! Boston, MA, –.more
Review: Our Town
Obie Award-winning visionary director David Cromer brings his groundbreaking and critically acclaimed new version of the beloved, Pulitzer Prize-winning Our Town to the Huntington. Click for our review!
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The Slutcracker
Here’s your last chance to catch this hugely popular holiday burlesque show this year! Somerville, MA, .more
Boston Gay Men’s Chorus
This is your last day to see this year’s holiday revue by the Boston Gay Men’s Chorus. 8pm. Boston, MA, .more
Seven Times Salt’s Solstice Celebration
Another multi-cultural Solstice concert, this one by a world-class early music group. 8pm. Watertown, MA, .more
Black Nativity
Black Nativity isn’t any more crazy than White People Nativity, since Jesus was Middle Eastern. See this performance of theatre, singing, dancing about the baby who took over the world. (Or something like that.) Seems pretty religious. 3:30pm or 8pm. Boston, MA, –.more
Faust
Part of Coolidge Corner’s Sounds of the Silents series, the screening of this spooky German classic is accompanied by a live orchestra. 7pm. Boston, MA, .more
Org: The Last Day on Earth
Here’s another ‘apocalyptic’ throwdown, featuring an interesting assortment of local performance artists. There will be music, dance, spoken word, and more. 9pm. Cambridge, MA, .more
Hansel and Gretel
Following their successful run of ‘The Snow Queen’ last year, the advanced theatre grad student of the ART present another famous fable. It seems like a family-friendly show, but I’m guessing they emphasize the ‘grim’ in this Grimm’s fairy tale. Cambridge, MA, –.more
Aine Minogue at Club Passim
What is it about the solstices that brings all the Celtic musicians out of the woodwork? Anyway, Aine Minogue, who looks very like a Rosetti painting in this photograph, has been performing at Club Passim for the past 15 years, so evidently she’s nothing to sniff at. 7:30pm. Cambridge, MA, .more
Federator No. 1, Endangered Speeches, & Kina Zor at Club Church
A night of ‘afro-centric dance bands’ and an apocalypse-themed costume party. If it’s the End of Days (it isn’t) you might as well go out with a bang. 8pm-1am. 21+. Boston, MA, .more
The Buttcracker
If you like drag and burlesque, this is the holiday gig for you. 8pm. Cambridge, MA, .more
The Christmas Revels
Revels puts on a fantastic annual performance, usually with a medieval bent. This year, the theme seems to be centered around Irish immigrants during the early 20th century. themed. Whether you enjoy more highbrow and scholarly entertainments or are happy merely to sing carols at your local town tree-lighting, Revels never disappoints. The Nutcracker is the only other annual show of such quality with such a wide appeal. Cambridge, MA, –.more
Massmouth Story Slam
There’s another Story Slam this week, kids. Maybe you can regale everyone with the woeful tale of how you embarrassed yourself at a Messiah sing? 7pm. Cambridge, MA, .more
Fully Committed
I love this show! I’ve seen it elsewhere. Watertown, MA, –.more
Christmas in Acidland
This offbeat holiday revue features a mish-mash of random vintage TV kitsch. 7pm. $8 in advance and $10 at the door. Arlington, MA, .more
A Merry Funny New England Christmas
I never like to miss an opportunity for snark during this largely overblown time of year. This original comedy show looks like just the thing! 8pm. $40 & $28. Portsmouth, NH, .more
A Christmas Carol
Last year we gave it 5 stars! No place is better to see A Christmas Carol than the North Shore Music Theatre! Beverly, MA, –.more
Travel
Ski Resorts open for Xmas Day, like Okemo
Call your favorite ski resort if you have one: Most likely, many are open Xmas Day. Here’s one. There will be Santa and sweets from 9am-12. All Over, , .more
Holiday Express Train Show
These model trains are on display all month, but this event is their opening celebration. 7pm. Fairfield, CT, –.more
Community Carol Sing at Mystic Seaport
This is another old-timey re-enactment museum with staff in period costume. 10am-4pm. Concert 2pm. Participatory carol sing 3-4pm. Free planetarium shows, too. Mystic, CT, .more
Winter Solstice Thanksgiving Celebration at the Pequot Museum
In honor of the solstice this weekend, there are a number of special educational programs for children at the Pequot Museum. Free with museum admission. 10am-3pm. Mystic, CT, –.more
Hartford Festival of Light
Can’t believe this is correct: Hartford features free skating and free skate rentals for a month, plus professional skating shows every Friday and Saturday, 6-7pm. Awesome! Hartford, CT, –.more
Manchester Merriment
Normally I’d ignore an event so far away, but this time the Santa parade is a tractor parade! Horse and wagon rides, live music. Manchester, VT, –.more
Please support Johnny’s Big Diet
I’m employing peer pressure to help me with a new diet. I figure if I post my weight to the blog every week I’ll be too embarassed to cheat. In early May, I weighed 354.6, four weeks ago I was 278, and after a bump I’m back at that weight now. My goal? 210. (I’m 6’4′, so that’s like 150 for a normal height guy.). All Over, , –.more
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